Think what you will about tabloids and how mindless they are, but the true is they are far from mindless. I woke up yesterday morning to drive my friend’s daughter to school and my tire was completely flat. Last Thursday my phone was shut off while i was trying to call a debt collector. I have panic attacks. As inconvenient as these events sound, when they happen to me, they escalate to another level. What gets me through these episodes of craziness is a warm hug from my favorite tabloid. I’ve learned to speed read from tabloids. I’ll sit down with Tabby and I’ll go of into a space of comfort, happiness and gratification. So all of you out there that think you are so cool with your medical marijuana obviously have not spent a moment of bliss with a tabloid.
